Sexy beast

43. Go ape to improve your sex life. Gorillas may have tiny penises (less than 3cm long) but they make up for it with hours of arousing mutual grooming. Doing this releases pleasure-inducing brain chemicals and makes great foreplay. Have your man wash your hair or ask him to rub your body lotion in. Or offer to scrub his back while he’s in the bath. Who said sex had to be dirty?

44. Seals bite each other during sex and it seems there’s good reason for it. ‘Gentle biting brings blood to the surface of the skin,’ says sex expert Petra Boynton, ‘making it more sensitive to touch.’ Your reactions to each kiss or caress will be intensified, making you both come more quickly.

45. But avoid biting like a mink. These furry creatures also enjoy a good nibble but, sometimes, the males get it wrong and accidentally pierce the female’s brain, killing her. Use a code word during sex to indicate that something is hurting or unpleasurable. Choose a word that you wouldn’t normally say during sex, such as Coventry for example.

46. Tease your man into training by telling him about the male giant water bug. This unfeasibly energetic aquatic critter goes at it for 36 hours - non-stop! Persuade him to do at least three 30-minute sessions of rowing, cycling or running a week - he’ll soon be winning gold in the sexual Olympics too.

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